Thursday, October 05, 2006

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

It's true what they say y'know. When you're on the dancefloor, and I'm picturing you with two left feet, and you hear Madonna's - Sorry coming on and an insanely ugly man asks you to dance, why on earth would you waste 3 minutes to that man, while you're already wasting your life even standing there hearing Sorry. You might as well go ask a bearded wheelchaired lady if she'd watch What Women Want together, 'cause let's just face it here - that movie was plain horse shit, and it was still horse shit after the 8th (8!!) time I saw it.

So what I'm saying is, go out, buy an instrument and make a one hit wonder, 'cause, afterall, like Damita Jo once said: Why wait???!

Or you can watch the turtle rape.

3 Comments:

Blogger Melissa said...

the turtle rape really breaks my heart

3:39 PM  
Blogger Elkie said...

is breaks your heart?? what's up with that melissa, look at them! It's true love Melissa, it's true love, can't you hear him moan? He's loving it, and the little lady friend doesn't seem to hate it, she'd run fast as the wind if she did, and she doesn't, so it's true love, it shouldn't break your hear, this should make you go out and dance and pluck flowers and make crayon drawings!!

3:44 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

noooo that sound!! no poor thing I wouldnt watch it twice

5:20 PM  

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